Tuesday, July 3, 2007

1 survey, 500 questions, 9 hours of my life gone...

So I put this 500 question survey together because my tanning salon job is insanely boring...


1. what's your name?
legally, cori lynn vevoda cornell. i could go through all the crap of changing it back but i'll just wait til i get married again. it's just a name...

2. how tall are you?
five-five but sometimes i get it in my head i'm more like five-ten. it's really all in your head. daddy told me i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it... i chose five-ten.

3. what color are your eyes?
blue, which is the superior color. it beats down all the other colors, wearing write robes and burning crayon crosses on lawns... it's true... i saw it on the discovery channel.

4. what color is your hair?
right now, dark brown, but come december, expect long, black and red wavy locks... if i can will my hair to grow that fast...

5. are you male or female?
i'm a lady bird.

6. when did you first start feeling old?
wow i thought we'd have more small talk... um, when i decided to quit school and open my own tanning and skin care salon. it was the first time i did completely what i wanted to do and not what people expected me to do... also sitting down with eric and working on record label stuff and making decisions makes me feel very grown up because there's so much money involved and it could totally go well or totally fail and it's in our hands. basically when you hold your financial future in your hands... i think that is when it hits you... i'm sure buying our own house will feel that same way... i think it's a progressive thing.

7. what's your shoe size?
that's better... seven (i'm tiny, go me!), seven and a half on a bad day.

8. glasses, yes or no?
contacts: yes. glasses get you punched in the face... try it.

9. did you ever have braces?
neva!!!

10. on a typical day you are wearing?
jeans and a sweat shirt or mini skirt and boots... i have no in between casual... i have a slob setting and a stripper setting... nothing else.

11. when you go to bed you're wearing?
either all my clothes or none... or i start with all and through out the night shed them... which is actually almost always the case. i do strip teases in my sleep apparently... someday i hope to wake up in a pile of dollar bills.

12. work out/exercise about how often?
three to five days a week. it's mandatory for my body, i get squishy easily :)

13. when's the last time you ran?
not counting at the airport when we almost missed our flight... three weeks ago. i'm taking these pills that make fat like a foreign substance that my body rejects and so i stopped working out so i could see if i was losing weight from the pills or working out... yeah... the pills kick ass, ½ a pound a day by doing nothing... workouts resume monday.

14. do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
no. eric picks out my pants because he is a better study of my body than i am so i just leave wardrobe decisions to him and he doesn't do the ripped look. wow that makes him sound like a controlling asshole, but seriously, he's so much better at dressing me than me. i'm the barbie he never had.

15. what are you dreading right now?
uh, I really don't dread anything. i would say school but since i am now an official college drop out everything's gravy baby.

16. what did you have for dinner last night?
jeni cooked me and eric and christian a five course gourmet meal with china and candle light... i think she's just trying to seduce eric though... her hand on his knee wasn't such a big deal... but when she locked me in the upstairs bathroom and started calling me cinderella i got concerned.

17. when is the last time you saw the person you like?
this morning when he was going home... such sadness.

18. last vacation you went on?
funny you should mention that... because vegas pictures are up and ready to be commented on... five days of drunkenness and debauchery... actually... there was very little of either... drinking only happened when drinks were free.

19. what was the last thing you drank?
ooo a delish drink i invented last night!!! kailua and coconut sobe!!! best drink ever!!!

20. do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
i really try to not be out of bed before noon... i shoot for ten hours. it "must be nice" yes, yes it is...

21. last person you kissed?
that would be eric, i know... lucky lucky girl...

22. last time you had sex?
sex? what's that? i think i've heard of it before... but it's been so long... is that like a drink or something? oh well, i'll probably just have to pull out an encyclopedia out on my wedding night, or marry a great instructor ; )

23. your feelings on premarital sex?
a foolish waste of time.

24. your feelings on abortion?
i'm ok with it... it's not for me because i could never imagine wanting to end a pregnancy because i think it's a kick ass responsibility... but if you made a bad decision i rather you get rid of the little bugger because i would hope those out there making good decisions will out breed those making the bad... but that's just a hope... so go abortion.

25. think of all your exes. would you take any of them back?
hahahaha no. i have the perfect man thank you very much. i'd die alone before settling for anything less... and any of my exes would be a lot less.

26. have you ever been on your school's track team?
yep, i ran the 200, 440 and the mile.

27. do you own a pair of converse?
fake camo ones.

28. did you copy and paste this survey?
i cut and pasted a bunch of surveys.

29. who last grabbed your butt?
eric, i know he's such a bad boy.

30. have you ever kicked a vending machine?
no... gay.

31. don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by playing a slow one right after it?
i ipod it up bitch.

32. do you watch trading spaces?
no... gay again.

33. do you still have pictures of you and an ex?
boxed up and locked away, yes. throwing pictures away is kinda a bad decision... but i don't want to look at them because it reminds me of how many of his smile were lies.

34. have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?
yes, when dallas and i were dating i would sleep logged onto aim and the sound of him logging on used to be able to wake me up...

35. are you cocky?
no.

36. are you a bitch?
no, not any more.

37. do you cuss often?
yeah i do. they are just words :) and there's never anger attached, cause those files have viruses.

38. when was the last time you cried?
at my cousin's funeral in may.

39. do you use lyrics to express how you feel?
more often than not.

40. are you ashamed of your past?
nope, it's made me who i am now and everything happens for a reason for realsies... even if it doesn't make sense at the time.

41. could you live without a computer?
yes but i prefer life with a computer.

42. do you wear your shoes in the house?
no, i tend to be anti shoe whenever i can be.

43. who's always there for you unconditionally?

my family loves me and is there for me but no one knows and loves me like eric does, but that's how it's supposed to be. he really is my best friend in the whole wide world... yeah even better than my cat (please don't tell my cat).

44. at what age did you find out that santa wasn't real?
honestly, i never really believed... for as long as i can remember i was trying to catch my parents in that lie, i made my mom miserable because of it. oh and the day i could prove he wasn't real... oh what a glorious day that was.

45. how many phones--house phones and cell phones--are in your house?
1 house phone, 6 cell phones.

46. what do you do when you're sad?
i don't really get that sad anymore, i just really think about the situation rationally and i don't indulge in my emotions and everything is fine. or i sleep and then everything is fine... or a shoot up the post office*

*last part added because i realized my answer was lame.

47. who would you call first if you won the lottery?
eric, then my credit card company.

48. last time you saw your best friend?
early this morning.

49. anyone close to you ever died?
my cousin shot himself in the head this summer, but we weren't that close anymore.

50. who was the last person you yelled at?
i honestly can't remember the last time i yelled at someone... haha that's so funny... uuuuum i know it wasn't eric because i don't even know what would happen if i yelled at him, i'm smart enough to know how pointless that would be... maybe my mom, maybe? let's just say it was elvis at the supermarket... does that work for you?

51. who or what sleeps with you?
sometimes my kitty, sometimes eric, sometimes pillows, sometimes elvis at the supermarket.

52. what's for dinner?
um, right not my specialty has been pineapple lemon stir fry, but i think i'll mix it up tonight... i was thinking about a mango chicken salad.

53. do you have a lap top?
yes i do but we have a very strained relationship...

54. are you going on vacation in the summer?
just went to vegas and we're going to disneyland and probably hollywood in october

55. do you ride roller coasters?
no but i have a feeling i'm going to be forced to go on many before my life is over.

56. is anyone on your bad side now?
i think all my sides are good... see look at this one: "oooo" oh and this one: "ahhhhh"

57. what jewelry are you wearing?
eight rings in my ears. my belly, nose, and lip ring.

58. what's the first thing you do when you get online?
check ebay or myspace.

59. your favorite band?

i've been listening to the plain white t's a lot but not to be a kiss ass or anything, but right now the adorkables are the only band that i can listen to absolutely every song and love it. if you would like to experience this excellent sensation, check their myspace for up coming shows. (Like my clever plug?)

60. your favorite singer?
kody lillington's voice makes me forget my name.

61. one song (give lyrics) that best describes your life right now?

plain white t's "write you a song"

i don't know how to make lots of money
i got debts that I'm trying to pay
i can't buy you nice things, like big diamond rings
but that don't mean much anyway
i can't give you the house you've been dreaming
if i could i would build it alone
i'd be out there all day, just hammering away
make us a place of our own

i will write you a song
that's how you'll know that my love is still strong
i will write you a song
and you'll know from this song that i just can't go on without you

i don't know that i'd make a good soldier
i don't believe in being violent and cruel
i don't know how to fight, but i'll draw blood tonight
if somebody tries hurting you

i will write you a song
that's how you'll know that my love is still strong
i will write you a song
and you'll know from this song that i just can't go on without you

now that it's out on the table
both of us knew all along
i've got your loving and you've got my song

i don't know how to make lots of money
i don't know all the right things to do
i can't say where we'll go, but the one thing I know
is how to be a good man to you
until i die that's what i'll do

62. one song (give lyrics) that best describes your life one year ago?

alkaline trio "radio"

waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
i'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
while you're taking your time with apologies,
i'm making my plans for revenge
red eyes on orange horizons
if columbus was wrong i'd drive straight off the edge

taking your own life with boredom,
i'm taking my own life with wine -
it helps you to rule out the sorrow,
it helps me to empty my mind
making the most of a bad time

i'm smoking the brains from my head
leaving the coal calling the kettle black and orange and red
this kettle is seeing red
i've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling
in case you haven't heard i'm sick and tired of trying
i wish you would take my radio to bathe with you,
plugged in and ready to fall

63. when you're driving, what are the preset stations on your radio?
pink ipod always.

64. what's the last cd you bought?
astronautalis.

65. was the last cd you burned an actual cd or a mix?
a cd... panic! at the disco.

66. one song/band/singer you're embarrassed to like but do?
paris hilton.

67. if you could only attend one concert ever again, it would be?
it would be the adorkables just so i can hear "without you" one last time.

68. one band/singer you absolutely can't stand?
cheryl crow.

69. a group you use to like but feel you've grown out of?
rafi

70. do you watch grey's anatomy?
no... it's all about house...

71. how do most people spell your name?
cory, retards.

72. would you wear a boy/girlfriend's clothes?
yes, i love boy's t-shirts...

73. what are you doing tomorrow?
working... blah.

74. is justin timberlake becoming the next michael jackson?
i was unaware he liked sex with little boys.

75. favorite name for a girl?
my first girl will be lyla after my grandma cause she is bomb. i also love emerson, ellerie, and alice.

76. favorite name for a boy?
since eric is letting me name our first girl lyla, i said he can name the first boy... so we better not have any boys because he is really crazy about "mister" and "doctor." actually... he likes milo and so do i... so that's ok but if i end up with a baby named mister i'm gonna trade for a girl with someone in the hospital.

77. will you keep your last name when you get married?
no, jeni and i talked to eric about becoming a vevoda last night, but he wasn't gonna have any part of it...

78. when is the last time you left your house?
yesterday.

79. do you return your cart?
no... it didn't come with a receipt.

80. do you have a dishwasher?
yeah... eric.

81. what noise do you hear?
the tanning beds and the mystic spraying someone down. that sounds weird if you don't know what that is... like we have a wise magical old man with a hose.

82. would you survive in prison?
i'm trusting and friendly... so i'd prolly have to be someone's bitch to survive in the play yard...

83. who is the youngest in your family?
benziboy... 18

84. if all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you?
heck yes... i'd call shotgun too...

85. do you know anyone with the same name as you?
yes. corey tidwell... there was a time when we were gonna get married and have lots of little corey's but those days have passed...

86. how many pairs of shoes do you own?
a few.

87. what service is your cell phone?
verizon bitches! seriously, if verizon tries to take over the world... i'm right there hitler style... i love verizon...

88. what's the last thing you purchased?
a protein bar for me 3 o'clock snack that starts in... now!!

89. where is your cell phone?
your mom.

90. what brand are your pants right now?
american rag... the only brand i'll wear right now... loooooove them.

91. ever been down to georgia?
no but the devil has...

92. what irritates you most on the internet?
spelling like ThIs Is mOsT AnNoYInG.

93. do you watch movies with your parents?
sure

94. do you own expensive perfume/cologne, if so, what?
no... eric and i cannot agree on a smell for me so i don't wear anything really... i like clinique happy and he likes rotting strawberries by victoria's secret.

95. are you taking college classes right now?
no. quit.

96. do you like sushi?
no... i try... i really really do but it just makes me gag...

97. do you get your hair cut every month?
no i'm growing it out right now...

98. longest relationship?
five years.

99. are you taller than your mom?
no we are the same... i'm not taller than anything except dirt.

100. what were you doing this morning at 8am?
sleeping... mmmm sleep...

101. do looks matter?
i don't fuck ugly things... it's a rule i think we should all abide by in order to keep the ugly population in check. i'm taking evolution into my own hands... it may not look like i know what i'm doing... but i've got everything under control!

102. do you have good memories with old friends?
yeah but then old friends die and strangers take over their bodies and it makes me sad.

103. have you ever been to hollywood?
yep... but never did the tourist thing... in october hopefully,,,

104. are you wearing a necklace?
nope, i'm not wearing any jewelry right now except what's pierced through my flesh.

105. what were you doing 15 minutes ago?
taking the first bite of my protein bar... mmmmm paste....

106. do you worry about things you can't control?
how dumb, no because everything works together for good and if i can't control it chances are that's because if i was in charge i'd fuck it up.

107. what were you doing last night?
had an elegant dinner with jeni, eric, and christian then went to the house where i'm house sitting at and had an awesome talk with eric...

108. one regret?
not a one... i'm so happy now!!!

109. did you ever go ice skating as a kid?
never did it... dallas tried to get me to a few times but i resisted because ice and blades just doesn't make sense to me.

110. would you date the person who posted this?
cait is uber cute but i like boys...

111. are you happy right now??
yes, i truly am :)

112. what are you doing tonight?
hanging out with the puppies i'm taking care of.

113. do you trust people?
i want to... i really do... but i get burned a lot... but it's ok... i trust but more importantly i forgive.

114. if you were someone else, would you be friends with you?
you know what... i really would, i'm really easy to get a long with now... a year ago though... no way jose.

115. what is something you say when you're mad?
i really don't get mad... if i do i get quiet and think it over, and i usually decide there is no reason to be upset and i move on...

116. what family member do you look like?
my mom...

117. what friend will be coming over to your house next?
um i really don't know...

118. have you ever cried from being so mad?
definitely. that was almost a nightly thing for a long time.

119. who is number one on your top?
adorkable eric

120. why is this person first?
because he gives good kisses. he says smart things. i respect him and like following him. he's hott. he entertains me. and... did i say good kisses :)

121. do you know the words to the song on your myspace page?.
sure do... want me to sing it now... ok...

122. what is your favorite eye color on the opposite sex?
i used to only love blue until i saw this hispanic guy with green eyes that were killer... and then there's eric with his yellow eyes...

123. how many different beverages have you drank today?
one: 88 oz of mint tea... i know... savage...

124. what's one thing you wish you could change about yourself?
i wish i wasn't blind in one eye so i could go on the 3d rides at disneyland... waaaaahhhhh!!!!!


125. what's one thing you wish for?
healthy babies and a long life with them, my husband, and dog.

126. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
yeah.

127. what's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
9 fillings and 2 root canals in about a 3 month period... i was on drugs forever... it was horrible.

128. what is outside your back door?
a hill.

129. any plans for friday night?
that's a week away. no.

130. do you like messages or comments better?
messages because they tend to be something more important.

131. do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
just got off the phone with him.

132. have you ever seen your best friends cry?
no...

133. what kind of vitamins did you take as a kid?
flinstones biotch... now i take those viactive chews... i only take vitamins that taste like candy...

134. what is the last thing you ate?
a protein bar.

135. did you get any compliments today?
haha no actually everyone keeps coming into the salon asking me if i'm ok because i look so tired.

136. have you ever gone to court?
no no no no...

137. are most of your friends guys or girls?
it's actually prolly a tie...

138. are you friends with your neighbors?
no we don't talk... we don't do the whole "community" thing...

139. what languages does your mom speak?
just english and cussing... my dad speaks hebrew.

140. where have you lived throughout your life?
in salinas...

141. do you have a secret crush?
no... it's all over the tabloids...

142. do you dislike anyone right now?
no.

143. something you are excited about?
seeing how thin these magic pills can make me...

144. what is your favorite flavor of jello?
vodka.

145. ever been in love?
in it.

146. what is one misconception people initially have about you?
that i am even a shadow of the person i used to be... that chick's dead guys... get over it.

147. what's the last piercing you got?
i pierced my own belly button with a safety pin.

148. when was the last time you drove more than 30 minutes?
to san francisco on monday.

149. do you get distracted easily?
i don't know what you are ta... hey look a butterfly...

150. do you have kids?
nope.

151. if so where are they?
you tell me...

152. who's the coolest person ever?
my lover.

153. have you ever played spin the bottle?
oh yeah... a bunch in junior high...

154. have you ever tee-peed someone's house?
have i urinated tea on someone's house... who hasn't?

155. have you ever had a crush on your sister's/brother's friend?
hahahaha yeah and i'm also a pedophile... they all seem really young to me... so no...

156. have you ever gone to a beach?
all the time... well not so much now... but i did...

157. have you ever had a stalker?
i've been a stalker.

158. do you remember your music teacher's names from elementary school?
i'm visualizing cait's answer... wow that is vivd...

159. how good is your eyesight?
really bad... i'm full on blind in one eye and i can't even see the big e on the chart with the other...

160. do you have any enemies?
yes... spiders and mosquito eaters... and let me tell you it's a losing battle...

161. would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
if i were in a cage and they were on the other side, that would be pretty neat. except for being in a cage in the water where if you need to get air and the cage get's stuck under water you're fucked.

162. what would you say if i told you i was in love with your brother?
i'd have to do a background check to see if you were worthy of his awesomeness.

163. have you ever been out of your country?
yes... canada (don't bother, it sucks) and england

164. what's the best wedding you've been to?
mm, my cousin's wedding!

165. would your parents be mad if you got suspended for fighting?
no... since i don't go to school.

166. where are your siblings now?
scattered about the countryside...

167. what's the last dream you can remember?
kepi ghouli had died... it was soo sad... we went to the funeral.

168. who was the last person that called you?
eric.

169. what time did you wake up this morning?
8:43am.

170. what did you do this weekend?
worked.

171. favorite color to wear?
um... pink and black!

172. when was the last time you were really sick and where was it?
i don't remember... in february i got a cold and i was put in quarantine by eric... that sucked...

173. got plans for this weekend?
working working working...

174. what's in your back pocket?
my ass? nothing...

175. how many pillows on your bed?
four...

176. do you want to be pregnant right now?
that would mean i was having sex so yes... i do.

177. do you wear colored contacts?
no but i really really want them! i plan to dye my hair red after it's long and then i'll probably get green contacts...

178. how do you get to school?
don't :)

179. what were you doing at 4am this morning?
i'm gonna plead the fifth on that one...

180. what do you usually do first in the morning?
check the time...

181. do you know anyone in the army?
no, bob's in the airforce... that's not army though...

182. something that grosses you out?
blood...

183. does anything on your body hurt right now?
yeah actually... my left index finger... the tip of the bone hurts really bad.

184. do you get scared to tell somebody that you like them?
no but as the girl i kick back and let the boy come to me...

185. do you believe in the zodiac?
i believe in santa, i believe nostradomus, i believe in bat boy, i believe in paris hilton's innocence... but i'm not so ignorant as to believe in zodiac signs

186. something that people find out about you once they get to know you?
i don't wear underwear... ever... for any reason except sometimes when i wear skirts... but seriously, only sometimes... i hate underwear they put me in the worst mood.

187. when was the last time you shaved your legs?
yesterday... but it was a pretty shotty job, i was in a rush...

188. what are you wearing right now?
zip up hoodie, kathy's red bra that she'll prolly never see again, and my favorite jeans...

189. the last two people to say they loved you?
eric and jeni

190. last thing received in the mail?
cell phone bill... it was so low i almost cried i was so proud of me!!!

191. do you have any famous relatives?
me.

192. have you ever had sex in a public place?
yeah... it's a hobby... like bird watching...

193. have you ever been searched by the cops?
no but i wouldn't mind so much...

194. how is your hair?
it's good thanks, how is yours?

195. what have you eaten today?
just a protein bar... and vitamins.

196. are you any good at math?
yeah i actually really am.

197. have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
oh yes... you wanna see cori cry... this is a sure fire way.

198. do you like the ocean?
yes but not ocean creatures...

199. did you stay friends with your ex's?
hahaha no, not so much. they're all freaks...

200. are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
yeah two of them... not so bad.

201. where do you keep your money?
i don't... it all goes to bills...

202. do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
yeah... somethings stick no matter hw much you try to shake 'em off... and naughty is a gay word... wait should naughty be meant in a good way? i'm confused.

203. would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
someone else always... not just any someone else though... i'm very specific about my someone elses.

204. what was the weather like on your birthday?
i don't remember... i had a nighttime party but everyone got drunk and high and my friend drove home drunk and i was so worried i had a shitty time.

205. would you have sex with anyone on your top friends list?
what? did you say something? ...i just forgot my name, birthday, and broke into a sweat... god i'm excited... *shaky sigh*

206. what bill do you hate paying the most?
credit card...

207. where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
at my grandma and granpa's.

208. last time you puked from drinking?
i was on my hands and knees on highway 68... like almost a yeah ago...

209. when is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never danced on a bar, but I have high fived the bartender :)

210. name of your first grade teacher?
ms. k..... can't spell it.

211. what do you really want to be doing right now?
laying in bed watching tv... i'm seriously very tired...

212. what did you want to be when you were growing up?
a veet.

213. how many colleges did you attend?
two.

214. why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
it was on the floor next to my bed.

215. gas prices?
go ahead... rise... i got the best car for it...

216. if you could move anywhere where would you move ?
no where unless i could take all the vevoda's with me...

217. first thought when the alarm went off this morning?
sooooo tired....

218. last thought before going to sleep last night?
hmm, this is kinda private... but chances are no one is reading this far... but i actually go through everything i'm thankful for in my life and make sure i'm giving credit to god... it keeps me in check every day... and it's not so hard to do... it's like a reflex now...

219. what errand/chore do you despise?
buy gas because i just hate stopping...

220. if you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
um... no, i think i would travel and just enjoy life... that may sound selfish but i don't owe my time to anyone... i think people are afraid to believe that... i think would still try to start my own business actually... but only after seeing the world.

221. get up early or sleep in?
sleep til 3 in the afternoon... sigh... but only on vacations...

222. what is your favorite cartoon?
my little pony bitches!!!!

223. favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
sex... duh.

224. have you got a boyfriend or girlfriend?
a boyfriend...

225. what is your best feature (physically)?
i have always been really really happy with my calves, i think i do a good job keeping them hott. i'm also kinda partial to my rack... you too? cool.

226. favorite 80's movie/band?
never ending story and depeche mode i guess... they're 80'd right? i dont know i was practically a fetus.

227. what do you get every time you go into sam's club?
fuck any store you have to be a member to shop at!

228. beach or lake?
lake for fishing.

229. do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
no, not at all.

230. favorite guilty pleasure?
all mexican food...

231. what's your drink?
coconut sobe and kailua.

232. cowboys or indians?
stealing this answer... i say fairies too...

233. cops or robbers?
bobs...

234. who from high school would you like to run into?
eh... whoever...

235. the cosby show or the simpson's?
south park.

236. worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
no mistakes... there's reasons for everything...

237. do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
no one... i work alone.

238. if you could get away with it, who would you kill?
what, no one... ok maybe celine dion but no one else...

239. what famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
patrick wilson...

240. what famous person would you like to sleep with?
sleep like cuddle and no sex... wishbone...

241. do you have a teddy bear?
no...

242. somewhere in california you've never been and would like to?
the north east corner... haven't hit that yet...

243. do you go to church?
nope... not even for holidays.

244. at this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
neither... i love my career and my relationship... my life is kick ass...

245. did you listen to new kids on the block?
no no no no no... ok a little... but very little!!!

246. did you ever own a slap bracelet?
oh duh!!!

247. the babysitter's club or sweet valley high?
umm i more more into just animal stuff... not so girlie...

248. salute your shorts or hey dude?
both!!! i totally loved both!!! oh and pete and pete!

249. kids incorporated or the mickey mouse club?
m-i-c(see you real soon)-k-e-y(why? because we like you) m-o-u-s-e dude loved that show!!! i wonder if you can get it on dvd... dude i'd buy it...

250. w/ho was alf?
this creature who had an uncircumcised penis as a nose...

251. do you remember the show dinosaurs?
yes! not the mama!! god i loved that... it was on fridays i think...

252. do/did you know the words to the fresh prince them song?
sort of...

253. kimmie gibler or urkel?
urkel, kimmie was way too ditzy.

254. blossom or clarissa explains it all?
clarissa explains it all... looooooved that show!

255. step by step or full house?
full house... but we used to call it the michelle show...

256. mr. rogers or reading rainbow?
mr. rogers and his train! but those puppets freaked me out a little!

257. did you own a glo worm?
totally dude... and a water baby.

258. paula abdul: better now or then?
never...

259. wild 'n' crazy kids or double dare?
actually i really liked and watched both of them.

260. remember legends of the hidden temple?
that's still on tv!!! i just watched it the other day!

261. the mighty ducks or the little giants?
i never either... no desire to.

262. did you watch saved by the bell?
i have seen it but i wasn't so into it... i was more of a boy meets world, wonder years girl...

263. camp nowhere or house arrest?
never heard of these. did anyone watch rescue 911?

264. did you own a pair of reebok pumps?
no... but i have cute high heal adidas pumps now ;)

265. carebears or smurfs?
smurfs!!!! carebears=totally lame

267. rainbow brite or strawberry shortcake?
rainbow brite!

268. did you watch miami vice?
no...

269. did you own a pair of jelly shoes?
omg yes! and i actually bought a pair a year ago... yes they kicked ass!

270. did you own a trapper keeper?
yes, it had puppies on it...

271. atari or nintendo?
nintendo now and always...

272. where were you 1 hour ago?
here.

273. who will be your next kiss?
the puppies or eric

274. do you kiss a lot of people?
yeah what a weird question... no, no i don't.

275. are you wearing socks right now?
no... i pretty much wear flip flops all the time...

276. when was the last time you went out of state?
we went to washington in may and nevada this month.

277. have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
no... i really want to see knocked up too!!!

278. do you have any tattoo's?
yeah, three... one big... two medium.

279. can you stand the smell of coffee?
oh yes i love it! if i could wear it as a perfume i totally would... mmmmm

280. do you have pets?
yes... puppies, kitty, and bunnies. and a fish.

281. who was the last person you texted?
meredith!!!

282. have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
no... i have about $7.00 to my name right now...

283. are you a big drinker?
no, not anymore... actually i would love it if i could drink more and get less affected because i really love the taste of alc... but like 2 malibu and 7-ups in and i'm done...

284. are you a vampire?
i hate blood

285. what's your favorite color?
black magic red

286. if you could go anywhere right now, where would you be?
omg uuuummm... in ireland staying in a castle with eric and all the vevodas.

287. what is the last thing you purchased online
tickets to the night tour of alcatraz... which kicked ass...

288. who did you last call?
jeni

289. what are you doing on monday?
working, going to the gym, driving to concord.

290. do you miss anyone?
yeah... teh bob.

291. last movie you saw?
i don't remember what it was called... a dark room?

292. do you like the number 23?
actually 14 is my number... i adore it.

293. were you an honor roll student in school?
heck yes... and on asb...

294. what do you know about the future?
it will be exactly what it's supposed to be and i am quite satisfied with that.

295. what is your favorite scent?
jake by hollister on eric

296. do you have a job?
yes i do.

297. when was the last time you went swimming?
i don't remember... arroyo seco a few years ago?

298. how old do you want to be when you have kids?
older than i am right now and younger than thirty.

299. have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
seriously... every time i see this question i can't believe it's even here... everyone has drank soda from a straw.

300. how do you like your soda?
orange, diet, room temp, and flat.

301. next time you'll take a shower?
as soon as i get off work.

302. what is your mood?
determined to make this the longest survey ever...

303. what did you get for valentines day?
a boyfriend.

304. if anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would you be wearing?
pj pants and a sweat shirt...

305. do you eat raw cookie dough?
no i eat raw kittens and add chocolate chips... a recipe bob gave me.

306. what is your favorite month?
uuuummmm changes from year to year... i'm really looking forward to october right now.

307. what is your favorite season?
winter.

308. what is your favorite state?
california only bitches! nevada is too hot. washington is gay. oregon is a giant backward prunedale. utah... freaks... and too damn flat. wyoming: prunedale. nebraska: not enough teeth in the whole state to chew a stick of gum. minnesota: shit weather and bad accents. wisonsin: owr cheese so so much better! seriously, i think we should break from the union... or just us and new your... fuck the rest of you.

309. have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry?
um... only one time so far, it felt really good though. to know you are capable of such a cool feeling.

310. have you ever broken a bone?
no... but i heard it sucks.

311. have you ever been in a police car?
no but i'd like to be.

312. have you ever been on a plane?
yes and i looooooove flying!!!

313. have you ever came close to dying?
no, i don't really believe in close calls...

314. have you been in a hot tub?
yeah you've read the blog right?

315. have you ever swam in the ocean?
yep... when i was trying to learn to surf... i still want to know how to... grrr...

316. have you ever fallen asleep in school?
yeah and i got sprayed in the face with a squirt bottle because of it... thanks mr. zarling

317. have you ever broken someone's heart?
i think so...

318. have you ever fallen off your chair?
um yes... many times.

319. have you sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?
yeah... well more like check my cell phone a billion times.

320. have you ever saved e-mails?
yeah i always do... i have emails from bob that are 6 years old!

321. have you ever cheated?
no, not really... kinda... if someone else did that to me i'd consider it cheating but he didn't consider what i did cheating... whatever... long time ago.

322. have you had chicken pox?
yeah.

323. have you had a sore throat?
yeah, duh, who hasn't.

324. have you had stitches?
yes, on my actual eye ball because they had to cut through it to get to the muscles behind it.

325. have you had a broken nose?
twice.

326. who was the last person you danced with?
eric at the wedding. yeah i deserve a trophy... i got eric to dance and have fun doing it. well... maybe he was having more fun watching me dance like a dork... but i'm gonna take the credit and run anyway.

327. who makes you smile?
eric, and puppies... but not both because eric kills puppies.

328. do you like yourself?
yeah actually, i really do.

329. what did you do today?
this... really... i've been filling thos out all day.

330. what car do you wish to have?
i love my car, i have the best dream car ever and i wouldn't trade her for anything.

331. are you the oldest?
yea... and prolly the least wisest... how does that work?

332. indoors or outdoors?
both.

333. who was the last person who was in your bed?
eric

334. who was the last person who you talked to on the phone?
jeni

335. who was the last person who made you cry?
aaron, cause he made his parents so sad by killing himself... foolish boy.

336. who was the last person who you went to the movies with?
eric... we saw one movie and staye to watch another which was the first time i had ever done that... it was naughty.

337. who was the last person who you went to the mall with?
eric so he could get his man pills...

338. have you been to mexico?
no, but i want to!

339. have you been to canada?
yes... gay.

340. have you been to africa?
no...

341. what books are you reading right now?
um... i'm supposed to read this elvis one eric has but i keep forgetting to get it.

342. best feeling in the world?
sex.

343. what's under your bed?
bodies.

345. favorite sport to watch?
rodeo

346. ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with?
uh, i thought so... i thought eric was too cool and smart and good looking for me and never even considered making a move... so i didn't.

347. are you lonely right now?
no i'm not. i always have someone to hang out with if i want to.

348. what do people call you?
bond... james bond... but only when i pay them to.

349. have you ever killed someone with braces?
a few times actually.

350. who is the last missed call on your call log?
a girl calling about buying some bunnies.

351. if you could change your eye color, what would you change it to?
really bright, clear green...

352. what is the wallpaper on your phone?
a picture i took of the sky outside my work one night... it was soooo pretty!

353. what do you have at your bedside every night?
my contact lens case and my cell phone.

354. what was the last text message you sent?
to meredith, she had suggested i see this indie film and i was thinking her for the suggestion.

355. do any of your friends annoy you?
no, not really... sometimes when they insist on making bad decisions over and over... but that's their deal...

356. when was the last time you cried from laughing so hard?
i don't remember what he said but eric said something where i ended up on the floor crying and literally gasping for air. i was like full on hyperventilating... it was sooo funny! he seriously cracks me up.

357. what's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
um, four of five hours in high school.

358. what do you think of hunting and fishing?
i think it's awesome... i'm totally down with killing animals and if you are not that simply means you are too ignorant to know better... do educate yourself foo!

359. what is a noise that you cannot stand?
jazz.

360. has something happened that you honestly thought you were gonna die?
yeah when i crashed my car.

361. last time you cried on some ones shoulder?
at my cousin's funeral.

362. what do you smell like right now?
um... me?

363. do you have a hard time admitting when you're wrong?
not at all.

364. who did you last trust to keep a secret?
i already lost it. i don't keep 'em long enough to give 'em to anyone.

365. what shoes did you wear today?
flippy flops

366. what makes you lose your appetite?
fat people... honestly they make me not want to eat.

367. what color is your laundry basket?
floor colored.

368. does your mom make you wear a winter coat?
no but yours does... oh snap.

369. how do you like your steak and chicken?
beef and bird.

370. where did you get your last bruise/bruises from?
uuuum i don't bruise often... i don't remember having one really since my car accident.

371. where did you last go to eat at?
my grandparent's house.

372. does someone currently like you?
yeah, and i assume you do if you've just read 371 random facts about me... unless you hate me and you are trying to get information on me... ooohhh clever clever...

373. what do you do when you pass graveyards?
admire them... i think a lot of them are very pretty... my favorites are old over grown ones...

374. do you get along with your parents?
yeah.

375. last thing you listened to?
there's a dog barking outside.

376. do you have anyone who is lesbian, gay, or bi in your family?
no... we all really like sex classic style...

377. do you wish at 11:11?
no.

378. have you ever been rushed to the hospital?
yes, strapped to a board in an ambulance and there was nothing wrong with me... the whole ordeal cost my insurance company $20,000... sweet.

379. are you sarcastic?
mike birbiglia style.

380. can you rap?
yes, can a rap well... no.

381. do you believe in god?
yes.

382. what's one thing you can't live without?
lungs.

385. are you a mexican?
ya caught me.

386. your favorite actor?
clive owen.

387. your favorite actress?
i love ludavine sagnier.

388. your favorite television show right now?
rip veronica mars, i will never, ever get over you!!!

389. five really cool movies you've recently seen?
i actually really have not been impressed lately.

390. favorite canceled television show?
veronica mars... waaahhhhhhh!!!

391. one movie you wish you hadn't wasted time/money on recently?
pollock, ok that's not recent, but i'm still bitter.

392. you would never watch a movie with?
a sweaty man.

393. favorite candy/food to watch movies with?
swedish fish.

394. three favorite TV channels?
no clue.

395. favorite reality show?
hell's kitchen!!!

396. favorite character on a reality show?
does simon count?

397. do you enjoy looking at your myspace profile?
yeah i do... it's very organized and happy.

398. what does your favorite candle smell like?
peppermint or cranberries.... i love both.

399. when was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
um... back when i was a youth leader i used to give talks... that was a long time ago though...

400. who should get number one on people magazines sexiest list?
you're gonna gag if i write eric's name one more time... huh...

401. what is one of your favorite things to do when it's cold outside?
curl up on the couch with a blanket, drink hot tea and watch movies.

402. what is one of your favorite things to do when it's hot outside?
go swimming at arroyo seco! or lay in a hammock and drink malibu on the rocks with a boy.

403. what was the last tv show you watched?
the fresh prince of bel-air last night.

404. do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
closed cause i sleep in longer than anyone else in the house so i don't want them to wake me up in the morning, when i live alone it's open.

405. do you have a secret identity?
i wish i had a clever thing to say here... but i don't... damnit.

406. have you ever sniffed magic markers?
yeah, but the fruity smelling kind.

407. what was one of your favorite toys as a child?
my little ponies... i had soooo many of them... actually... i still do.

408. are you good at cooking anything in particular?
yeah... anything chicken and veggie related... mango chicken stir fry, lemon chicken stir fry, chipotle chicken stir fry...

409. do you have any injuries right now?
no... healthy.

410. do you have a credit card?
kinda... i have credit card bills but i cut up the actual cards about 6 months ago so i could use them.

411. have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?
no... never will.

412. do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines/voice mail?
not always... sometimes... see i hate listening to mine so i think of that when leaving them.

413. have you ever wanted to look like someone else?
yeah, i do... right now, joss stone.

414. what's your favorite frozen treat?
baby coconut ice cream

415. are you an organized person?
yes, very.

416. do you think you have an ocd about anything?
um, not really... dishes i guess... i hate cooking in a kitchen where there are dirty dishes. and i need clean counters, no clutter... ok... i guess i am... but i just need a pure work space!

417. who did you lose your concert virginity to?
the juliana theory... awesome...

418. are you a fast reader?
no i'm actually a really really slow reader... it's sad... i also wear a helmet.

419. have you ever put "yes please" by sex on something you had to answer?
no but i usually think about it.

420. have you ever smoked weed?
yeah... out of a coke can too :)

421. have you ever vandalized anything?
no.

423. are you afraid or bothered by something that others find strange?
touching red meat... i did it for the first time a little while ago... i starting crying in the middle of the kitchen and eric had to finish cooking it. i'm so pathetic.

424. can you name all fifty states?
yeah prolly (by the way, whitney says she can and in alphabetical order and i don't believe her, no, not even a little bit!)

425. is there a celebrity that you would like to punch in the face?
paula abdul... seriously she drives me up the wall!

426. have you ever stepped on something sharp and had it go through your foot?
yeah, a nail... sucked... through my show and everything... i don't like thinking about it

427. have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?
no...

428. what's one of the dumbest home remedies that you've heard of?
gargling salt...

429. have you ever saved anyone's life?
no, maybe an animal.

430. do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
no it does horrible things to my hair... but it was even worse when i was blonde.

431. have you ever received one of those big tins of three different kinds of popcorn for christmas?
yeah... and one year i vomited it all over the couch. you're welcome mom!

432. what are you doing this christmas?
um, don't know... my and aunt and uncle from washington are supposed to come down so we will prolly be partying at my grandparents the whole time they are here... i know eric's gonna want me to go down to his family get together... but i have a feeling every free second i have will be spent with the vevoda clan... we kick ass at holidays!!!

433. do you have a tree every year?
yes!!! and a real one always! i'm sad i won't have my own tree year to decorate...

434. do you like eggnog?
yeah but it's too thick so i cut it with fate free milk.

435. have you ever been to a planetarium?
yeah, they aren't that great.

436. do you use a lot of salt?
no... not really.

437. is your closet organized?
organized by clothing type, and usually color. right now i share a closet with my brother so not so much right now.

438. most awkward sex moment?
uuuhhhhh... one time dallas thought it would be funny to spit in my mouth... like while mine was open and he was over me... omg i was so mad! so gross and not something i'd incorporate into sex.

439. what's your most vivid memory from 6th grade?
smoking my first cigarette in the toro river bed after a dance at san benancio school. i was so nervous i wan gonna do it wrong or choke... but i didn't and i felt really cool.

440. your latest addiction?
my new protein bars...

441. have you ever had the slight urge to kill someone?
yeah... i was very very jealous...

442. how many people would you say were interested in you?
i'm very taken, but a lot of guys try to flirt with me at work so i'd say a few.

443. what do you love doing?
sleeping, cuddling, hanging out with my family, myspacing.

444. Do you think someone thinks about you daily?
i know he does.

445. what do you want to be when you grow up?
the best wife ever, the best mom ever, and a boss that my employee's really like :)

446. what is your favorite food?
um, wow a lot of stuff... coconut fried shrimp, chicken nachos, pineapple pepperoni pizza, the hula burger at hula's with sweet potato fries... mmmmm...

447. how many people do you know with the same name as yours?
three... but only one who spells it the same way :)

448. What was the last thing you spilled on yourself?
ice tea.

449. what is a funny sound to you?
eric imitating the bad guy from kung-pow... seriously cracks me up everytime.

450. have you ever been complimented on something other than your looks?
um, one of the clients came in and called me sexy, which i know is looks but i think sexy is also an attitude... and also it was dallas' boss and that made me giggle... i'm a dork.

451. do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
yeah i do, not really often, but we have mutual friends.

452. what did you do when you were in school in the 2nd grade?
i spent my days terrified of my teach, mrs. reinking, who looked just like gene wilder.

453. what is the best thing about your job?
it's really easy and i get to talk to people all day.

454. favorite past time?
sleeping!

455. are you against same sex marriage?
i really could not care less about the issue... the way i see it, they aren't breeding (as much) and that's good... go for it guys.

456. did you vote for bush?
yeah... but i was more voting against everyone else...

457. do you own any furniture from ikea?
yes, i'm ashamed... bookshelves.

458. last book you read?
something bible related.

459. if you could have one super power what would it be?
to make myself invisible and eavesdrop on other people's conversations because i want to know what people think about me.

460. where have you lived most of your life?
salinas... all my life... i like it :)

461. what was the last convo you had about?
actual in depth conversation? about youth group and church and the things people do to feel spiritual... which can be really scary.

462. where do you see yourself in four years?
married, most likely in central california still, maybe closer to the coast... with my tanning salon up and running... oh what a wonderful thought!

463. are you moody?
i'm really not. even if i have a good reason to be mad, i rather let it go and be happy and calm for the people i love.

464. favorite movie of all time?
eternal sunshine of a spotless mind... no contest...

465. have you ever gone to therapy?
um, dallas and i so a marriage counselor... that didn;t work out so good.

466. have you ever gone camping?
yes! every summer several times for as long as i can remember... looooove it!!!

467. have you ever gone to a nude beach?
no and i prolly won't ever because a. i know how eric would feel about random people seeing me naked, b. i know how i feel about seeing random people naked, especially those i don't feel should be naked.

468. have you ever gone streaking?
no... skinny dipping, yes!

469. have you ever gone to a party where you were the only one sober?
yeah... my birthday the last two years in a row actually.

470. have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
by my current best friend... no. and before him my best friend was my cat so the answer is still no.

471. have you ever lied to your parents?
a few times in high school... nothing earth shattering

472. have you ever been out of the country?
england and canada...

475. have you ever thrown up from working out?
yes... when i was on the track team

476. have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
no i don't do hats... i did get a really really bad cut in 5th grade... like i looked like a crazed lion.

477. have you ever eaten three meals from three different fast food places in one day?
oh yeah... man that sounds good... fast food... mmmmm...

478. last song you listened to?
the song on my profile...

479. have you ever spied on someone?
i've gone through someone else's emails... yeah i'm not proud of it.

480. have you ever slept in the same bed with the opposite sex?
yeah... that's how a prefer my sleeping.

481. have you ever seen your best friend naked?
uh-huh :)

482. do you re-use towels after you shower?
um, sometimes. i usually use it one more time then wash it cause it's not as soft after it air dries like that.

483. the most annoying person you know is?
oh, i actually don't know... oh yeah i do... oh yeah she is really annoying... hahaha i can't believe i didn't think of that right away.

484. the first person you thought you loved?
robert i guess... i don't know, i don't know what i thought love was... but whatever i thought, i was so fucking wrong...

485. what movies make you cry?
i sobbed like a crazy person after the notebook and after big fish... like for way longer than what is considered normal.

486. your favorite website?
myspace bitches!

487. what do you hate about yourself?
nothing... i am made the way i am for a purpose and for another person... and i'm satisfied with that.

488. what's the worst pain you've ever felt.
when dallas left, that first night i thought i would never stop screaming and i thought my whole body was going to explode with the pain. i know i'll never feel anything like that ever again because i don't think i could ever reach that point of hopelessness again.

489. your favorite phrase?
dude and heck yes

490. what is your favorite room in the house?
my bedroom, it's quiet and i can be alone.

491. your greatest weakness?
wanting to put people up on pedestals... they fall off and i'm devastated... but i haven't done it for a very long time...

492. what turns you off?
if i know i want a man more than he wants me.

493. who broke your heart?
sometimes knowing the true side of someone is the worst kind of heart break in the world, they don't have to leave, just the person you thought they were dies and you morn that person... that's what breaks my heart... so it's not a name, naming thing... that's insensitive.

494. do you have any nicknames?
kinda... hogeboom calls me c-dogg, bob calls me cors, tina calls me corsum, dallas used to have stuff he called me, oh like princess sugar bear... haha totally dorkie but i liked it. eric calls me sweet things all the time and that's my favorite out of all of them.

495. when was the last time you saw someone you hadn't seen in a long time?
at the last adorkables show i saw a guy i went to high school with. i didn't recognize him but he totally remembered me... random.

496. have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did?
oh yeah... yeah really bad.

497. do you have a "type" of person you always go after?
no, well ok yes... they were always taller, older, usually white (not a racist thing, it's just what i'm attracted to) not too loud... but i don't "go after" men now... well i go after one :)

498. want someone you don't have riqht now?
no... i have so much more than i've ever wanted.

499. ever liked a close guy/girl friend?
yeah... it worked out ok.

500. Ever afraid you'll never get married?
no... no not at all!!!

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